You: "Hey bro, wanna get smashed?"

Them: "Yeah bro, wut r u drinking tonight?"

You: "ALCOHOL!?!?! Nah bro. I was talking about going and getting smashed at Jiu-Jitsu Outlet tonight... I heard they were working side control escapes!"

CONGRATS! You just steered another pour soul away from the vices of alcohol and towards a life of getting SMASHED by their training partners. Hallelujah.

Rock this shirt to give an invitation like this to everyone that you meet.

• 4.3-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon, 30 singles

• 1x1 rib knit neck

• Shoulder to shoulder taping

• Side seamed

• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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